Or

One of the most kind and understanding people to ever walk the earth. Her eyes are dark green and deep, and gives you a sense that she’s looking into your soul whenever you look long enough into them. She is short and beautiful, smart, talented but really shy. She is the girl of your dreams.

DUMBASS: Hey, see that shorty, Or? Sheesh, I’d totally bang her.
MASSIVE CHAD: No, go to horny jail! We are all beneath her.