Maris

A flaming homosexual who can act completely straight until he sees a cute necklace. May or may not have limp wrists.

Me: Hey Maris, how are you today?
Maris: Good, just got back from working construction... *voice gets three octaves higher* OHMYGAWD I LOOOOOVE YOUR NECKLACE!!!!!!

by blueskyscorpio August 30, 2011