Definitions by blue bakugan

Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

Gonk by blue bakugan August 13, 2021

Putting your flat, open hand in between pussy lips or ass cheeks and flapping your hand rapidly to create a loud, slapping noise.

"dude, i totally robofished her last night."

"You robofished her last night?"
"Yea bro i love clapping cheeks"

Robofish by blue bakugan October 14, 2019