PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.
All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.
by blankford October 14, 2016
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Pupdate

Updates about your new future addition to the family. Canine or otherwise.
Hey Matt! Any pupdates? I heard the litter was born and you are taking the plunge and getting a four legged friend.
by blankford April 25, 2015
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Coldplayed

Being unintentionally outed of doing something completely wrong (like having an affair) in a very public way (like on a Jumbotron) which is then filmed and distributed on social media, resulting in personal and professional disaster.
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
He thought he could get away with bringing his side piece to see Bad Bunny, but unsurprisingly he got coldplayed. His wife is wicked pissed!
by blankford July 18, 2025
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