blankford's definitions

snowicidal

Emotional state of many people in the throes of one of the worst winters on record, exacerbated by sitting at home stranded while watching the ceiling crumble from ice dam leaks.

Shoveling out from the latest twenty inch snowstorm while watching her house crumble, Mary felt extremely snowicidal, especially when she discovered that she had been plowed in again.

by blankford February 22, 2011

PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.

All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.

by blankford October 13, 2016

keep it Disney

making sure to use clean language, even when tempted to sound like a truck driver

"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.

by blankford February 21, 2011