blame john's definitions

homoretardus

An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.

Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone plan at 22.

Chris is such a homoretardus, he's visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.

Is that homoretardus still living with his mom?

by blame john July 24, 2008