Definitions by blake moseley

lqtm 

short for "laughing quietly to myself"

made up by walker fickling

Bernardo:"Hey Janice! Guess what?!"
Janice:"What?"
Bernardo:"Poop balls!"
Jancice:"LQTM!"

lqtm by blake moseley June 29, 2007

Squirrel Helmets 

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

Squirrel Helmets by blake moseley June 29, 2007