Definitions by blake a.k.a wolverine

tongue punching the dirt star 

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

tongue punching the dirt star by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Captain Gay 

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag

man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve

Captain Gay by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005