selsey

noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.

'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person

by blahblahblah March 06, 2005

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 09, 2004