Definitions by bigdog21

Ashford 

Small town in Northeastern Connecticut with one regular traffic light, about 15 minutes from Uconn. There are three types of people that live in Ashford: Those who live next to a lake, farmers, or squirrel eaters.

Guy one: "Where is everyone?"

Guy two: "Yea, the only person I've seen in this town was that guy eating a squirrel."

Guy Three: "We must be in Ashford."

Ashford by bigdog21 February 23, 2011