2 definitions by big uncle G

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A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.
guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
by big uncle G June 03, 2008
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Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).
Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)
by Big Uncle G November 22, 2012
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