1 definition by big gav

A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.
"Wassup Bernie?"
"Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"
"Riiiight."
by big gav June 11, 2008
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