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Sarum Academy 

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats
sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022
Sarum Academy by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Salisbury Journal 

the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah
Salisbury journal moan about everything day in day out
Salisbury Journal by big fat tubby December 27, 2022
some slag who goes off at you if you dont have a blazer. she loves to suck mr clarkes dick because she is a dirty dirty whore
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING BLAZER mrs fox
mrs fox by big fat tubby December 23, 2022