big bottom's definitions
an alpha male who turns into 'evil wood goblin' after consuming marijuana. this male is devilishly attractive and smells like sexual chocolate, a volcano of hotness but can suddenly become cold if hurt. impossible not to love as alpha or wood goblin.
'hey alpha hunter male, do you want to dance..NO I just want to sleep' right now I am evil wood goblin
by big bottom December 27, 2013
Get the evil wood goblinmug.