Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.
by biff mcbifferton January 25, 2009
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Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.
by biff mcbifferton January 25, 2009
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