bguguen destroyer's definitions

HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"

Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...

by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014

shrimppoboy

The biggest douchebag on the planet that has no life so he has to memorize everyone elses to feel human.

o.... and sometimes his penis shrinks up inside of his body so chicks mistake him for a woman...

kthanksbye

shrimppoboy is a ficticious character on many message boards trying to provide some sort of purpose to his life..

by bguguen destroyer February 4, 2010