2 definition by ben thurston

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the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

by ben thurston December 06, 2008

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.

i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.

by ben thurston December 06, 2008