Definitions by ben thurston

sneaky fitzgerald 

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.

i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.

sneaky fitzgerald by ben thurston December 17, 2008

cumstain kid 

the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

cumstain kid by ben thurston December 17, 2008