2 definitions by believe in dog

wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig

did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag

by believe in dog November 11, 2010

nose lodger

a bogey that is lodged well up inside the nose

only my little finger is thin enough to reach that nose lodger

by believe in dog November 11, 2010