Definitions by beerabid

Jappie 

A Jappie is hard to describe as they are so powerful and limitless. Jappies have no particular origin, and encompass all things beautiful about every corner of earth. A Jappie carry’s golden wisdom of the ancients, as well as the profound technology of the future.

Jappies are Gods in the eyes of some as they can do everything.

The most powerful Jappie is a shredder who can transcend time and space with their guitar.

Some human: Being a human is so boring and limited. I wish I was a Jappie

I heard this criminally glorious sound and the next minute I was in another dimension, maybe Jappies are real?

Dobell: The first man I fell in love with is a Jappie

Jappie by beerabid December 22, 2022

dobell

A scrumptious but mysterious silhouette that lingers like a shadow in the hours of dusk. Except it’s not a shadow, a dobell has a mind of its own, and does not like to be analysed.

If you look at a dobell for too long, it will come out from the shadows bearing its pristine glistening fangs and eat you.

Some mesmerised skank: Do you see that shadow moving over there?

Some prick: yes! It’s a dobell! Quickly look away!

dobell by beerabid December 22, 2022