beaver stretcher's definitions

Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.

dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.

by beaver stretcher March 5, 2013