2 definitions by bayside2842
(n.) Any middle-aged gay male whose outrageous, unfiltered and uncensored commentary is recognized, accepted, encouraged and appreciated for its provocative nature! Female friends encourage him to "feel them up above the waist," especially around straight males who would jizz in their pants to be allowed to act in a similar fashion, but know that is verboten! You can usually spot such a male as he is often in the company of a senile black-and-white papi chulo cat!
by bayside2842 August 7, 2009
(n) a term of endearment used exclusively for one's companion animal consisting of the animal's name(s) preceding ...my love.
by bayside2842 August 3, 2009