1 definition by baracka obama for prez
(ar-p-ss) Typically used as a noun or adjective best describing people of Red, Ginger, or Daywalker descent. It is a rather accurate assumption that all people with orange, red, or brick-colored hair possess All Red Pubes. It is hard to tell which reds are actually ARPs, but a simple check of the eyebrow coloration may help you solve your enigma. If you cannot come within an 8 ft radius of the mysterious Red due to medicinal purposes, then it is considered fair on your part to go ahead and shout "ARPs!" as you passby. The term is in no way intended to be derogatory or hurtful; rather it is simply playful banter making known the discoloration of a select group's pubic hairs.
As I was walking into the supermarket I noticed a clown out front. When I came back out I realized that this was no clown and I shook his hand and called him an ARPs. It was then I laughed aloud to myself thinking how hilarious it truly is that a boy from La Salle could ever think he (or she) has the mental capacity to come up with such a term. Fortunately, I thought, there is such a place where men do excel to these mental capabilities...Loyola
by baracka obama for prez August 10, 2009