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Mckayla

A woman of satanic origin. Easily identified by spiked horns, cloven hooves, and red tail. However, often disguises herself as a young adult woman with brown hair. Common characteristics include activism, studying, and losing small trinkets such as cell phone or car keys frequently. To ward off expose to tomatoes, onions, holy water, or a cross (much like the related Vampire). If in cloak mode, coax into natural state with alcoholic beverage. Preferably Calico Jack.

"Met a McKayla at the party last night. I had to douse her in Nattie Ice and then throw tomatoes on her to banish her back to the underworld from whence she came. It was a real buzz kill."

by bakerfoil March 1, 2013