backwards_cones's definitions

Parents

1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".

2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.

Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79

Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars

Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok

by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

supermansion

a supermansion has big useless rooms like shoe polishing room and slushie room and soda room and THAT CAR SHOWOFF ROOM, and it has a lot of space when you've already got everything you need in a cheap mansion

also people in supermansions buy expensive things they dont even care about design
and if they care of design they might overdo it like a hypnosis sofa

rich guy: wanna see my supermansion
people: they probably care about expensive stuff and not the luxury no thanks
rich guy: :(
homeless guy: let me see a home i havent seen one in years
rich guy: no

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

old mcdonalds

old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e

waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

rush e

haha half of the piano go brrrrrrrr

producer in rush e: les make so it is really loud and uses half of piano to make this cyka blyat russia masterpiece
sheet music boss: yes

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
you're a godsend. you searched up the entirety of the typical keyboard, then you did it backwards, then you did it upside down, upside down backwards, then you searched up the alphabet, then the alphabet backwards, then you did it from the left side of the keyboard to the right side of the keyboard, then you searched up the right side of the keyboard to the left side of the keyboard.

how the heck did you do that

person 1: im bored ima searched up qwertyuiop
person 2: nah do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 3: noobs do abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
person 4: my dudes be rollin but i do zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

person 5: amateurs. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
person 6: you say everyone is amateurs but I HAVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
person 7: haha.. I HAVE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
person 8: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 9: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ

person 10: hehe i am the SUPREME. I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

person 11: I AM THE ALMIGHTY I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

you: MUAHAHAHA I SEARCHED UP THIS BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DYING FROM BOREDOM. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

everyone: WHAT THE HELL
people 1 2 3 and 4: *dies*

by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

which side

po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye

SIKE YOU JUST GOT TOGETHER FOREVER'D
:sunglasses:

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down ne- no
im gonna give you up and im gonna let you down and im gonna run around and desert you.. in a desert

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021