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The last name of someone who religously surfs E-Harmony yet dates nobody within a one hundred mile radius of the homestead
Guy1 : MAn she is hot
Guy 2; Dont bother shes a sytnyk and you dont have and e harmony account
Guy1 : fuck
by backslashirule November 23, 2009
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