avocado bitch😛's definitions

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

Fan

like a helicopter but you’re repeatedly smacking someone in the face with your dick

She said she was hot so I turned my fan on, now she’s got a black eye and won’t talk to me..

by avocado bitch😛 January 29, 2023

avocado bitch

a bitch who is too obsessed with avocados and non stop dances to songs about avocados while shaking their vegetables

Dang!! Did you see that avocado bitch on t.v last night?!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016