Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 04, 2011
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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.
Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."
by austicoatk March 29, 2010
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like 'at

An abbreviated form of the phrase, "like that." Often heard in conversation involving individuals from rural communities in The American South and Southwest.
"Hey Jessup, you ever seen a deal like 'at?"
by austicoatk October 04, 2011
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Sparkling Grigsby

A breakfast cocktail based on the popular laxaholic beverage, "The Grigsby," with added amounts of Club Soda or seltzer.
"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"
by austicoatk September 30, 2011
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