austicoatk's definitions

Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.

Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

like 'at

An abbreviated form of the phrase, "like that." Often heard in conversation involving individuals from rural communities in The American South and Southwest.

"Hey Jessup, you ever seen a deal like 'at?"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.

"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011