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croutoff
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Refusing or denying the
existence
of
croutons
in life
, period.
Waiter : Would you like croutons on your salad?
You: Croutoff please; that most certainly
will not
be
necessary
sir
thank you
.
croutoff
by
aurorae
March 30, 2012
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