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Shimmon 

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.

That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.

Shimmon by assjob October 27, 2008