2 definitions by asian hawk

Gordon Ramsay

That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!

Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)

by asian hawk April 22, 2020

glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 22, 2020