hicktard

A hick retard. The finest specimens have large, greasy mullets.

George Bush is such a goddamn hicktard.

by arix brak August 29, 2006

tardania

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

by arix brak August 29, 2006

tardtyping

To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".

Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.

by arix brak April 20, 2007