tardania

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

by arix brak August 29, 2006

tardtyping

To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".

Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.

by arix brak April 27, 2007

hicktard

A hick retard. The finest specimens have large, greasy mullets.

George Bush is such a goddamn hicktard.

by arix brak August 29, 2006