Definitions by arix brak

tardtyping 

To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".

Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.

tardtyping by arix brak April 27, 2007

tardania 

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

tardania by arix brak August 29, 2006

hicktard 

A hick retard. The finest specimens have large, greasy mullets.

George Bush is such a goddamn hicktard.

hicktard by arix brak August 29, 2006