Definitions by arf arf arf

sized up 

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

sized up by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

FAW Day 

Fart at Will Day: A day at work when nobody else is in the office.

Today was a FAW day so I bailed at four.

FAW Day by Arf Arf Arf June 22, 2006