Definitions by arch duke carlton

Oatmeal sock 

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

Oatmeal sock by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011