aqua dad's definitions

fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

shesquatch

A really hairy bitch badly in need some lady-scaping.

Damn, you see the hairy arms on that shesquatch you went out with last night?

by aqua dad January 25, 2012