a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market
Him: I just got the latest iphone!
Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.
Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!
Him: You're such a tech tard.