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out of pocket

When your 20-something year old hooker is in town and you won't be going into work for the day because you'll be busy banging her, put on the calendar that you're "out of pocket" so that way no one at your work will really know what you're doing. This works best if you're a 40+ year old perverted and fugly old man that looks like a penguin.

I will be out of pocket for the rest of the afternoon.

by ap12345 December 1, 2009