Definitions by antomatic

CYHMA 

A conversational short cut for when you are suffering from a poor mobile phone call connection...

Can you hear me alright?
Acronym CYHMA
Pronounced ‘simma’

And if the call quality is still shitty, try again with

Can you hear me alright now?
Acronym CYHMAN
Pronounced ‘simman’

"Hey Emma, CYHMA ?"
"Kind of Ants"
"CYHMAN?"
"Yep Ants loud and clear"
"oh good Emma. ITMFA!"
"Yeah I agree, impeach that mother fucker already"

CYHMA by antomatic January 28, 2019

JMIU

Just Made It Up. There's a silent and invisible 'A' at the end. That 'A' is for arsehole.

"Hey, here's a statistic that is completely flawed but i'm gonna base a million dollar project around it".
"Cool, where's it from?"
"JMIU"

JMIU by antomatic May 20, 2014