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Seductive Loosening of the Penis Gland. Other terms for this include wanking, masturbating, jerkin the gherkin, or arm wrestle the one-eyed vessel or rub the magic one-eyed wonder weasel. Every man does it and every man has a different name for it.
Person 1: Hey man, why didn't you come over last night?
Person 2: Aahhh sorry mate, i had to SLPG otherwise my wonder weasel may have exploded!!!
Person 2: Aahhh sorry mate, i had to SLPG otherwise my wonder weasel may have exploded!!!
by anonymous789201 July 9, 2011
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