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Definitions by annnnonnnnymous

get a life 

What I say to these morons who thumb down posts for no good reason. Would someone just give this asshole a good kick in the balls already. What a discrace to the human species. I wish hitler would rise from the dead to put these dicks in a concentration camp. This probably won't be published.
me: I'm gonna check out my newest post.
1 thumb down
me: get a life fucking parasite.
get a life by annnnonnnnymous September 5, 2011

homefront 

A first person shooter/war simulator about a future war between U.S.A and Korea. It's a damn fun game with awesome 32 person multiplayer and great weapons,equipment and vehicles. The problem is that if you have a laggy connection, the game can turn into a pain in the ass. The hit detection will be innacurate, you will do some bouncing but not too much and some times people will out gun you due to bullshit. Being a low rank kinda sucks because of the early weps, but it gets better as you rank up. Remote control drones are fun as hell.
homefront ftw.
homefront by annnnonnnnymous September 3, 2011

lag spasm 

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
lag spasm by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011

youtube censorship 

After google purchased youtube, google went all out nazi and censored anything that could be censored. Sexuality, violence, even swearing in some cases. They also decided to censor channels for video game developers so people who are 16 or 17 couldn't see trailers for new games that are rate M because they were just a little bit younger than 18. This demonstrates google's faggottry and complete disregard for the community. If you thought the new lay out is bad, this is WAY WORSE!!
*trailer for new black ops map pack is out* "Sweet let's see what we've got." *clicks on video* "What!? I'm not old enough? I'm 17 for fuck sakes. Fuck youtube censorship."

chat tranny 

When people of either gender pretend to be the opposite sex in a chat room. This is most common with men as they pretend to be so called "girls". I don't see why a girl would pretend to be a guy, but it's possible. It's relatively easy to identify a chat tranny. Annoying them or blowing thier cover will cause them to type the way thier real gender does. Be on the look out for them in chat rooms.
chat tranny: "Anyone wanna chat with a sexxy girl?"

chatter: "No piss off and stop being a chat tranny."

chat tranny: "Oh you son of a b****! I'm gonna kick your a**!"
chat tranny by annnnonnnnymous August 28, 2011

the milk gamble 

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"

nerd flirters 

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.
guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
nerd flirters by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011