amchamp99's definitions

Mary Hart's Legs

The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.

Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.

by amchamp99 January 14, 2005

spike

Waking up in the morning with a massive hard-on.

I woke up with a spike.

by amchamp99 January 14, 2005