Definitions by amchamp99

Mary Hart's Legs 

The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.

Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.

Mary Hart's Legs by amchamp99 January 14, 2005

spike 

Waking up in the morning with a massive hard-on.

I woke up with a spike.

spike by amchamp99 January 14, 2005