Definitions by almo and sass

butt squirrel 

dork or ass monkey

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel

butt squirrel by almo and sass July 14, 2003

pornostache

Bad facial hair reminicient of a 1970's porno guys moustache

Freddie Mercury had a pornostache

pornostache by almo and sass July 14, 2003