Definitions by alex bezzina

drowns your goat 

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

drowns your goat by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

Sap Sucking 

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.

"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks

Sap Sucking by alex bezzina September 6, 2017