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Definitions by absolutely BONKers!

March 27 2024 

Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..
March 27 2024 by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023
When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"
BONK! by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Buff Banner 

The Buff Banner is a Weapon for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2.

It is a backpack with a yellow banner inside and a bugle which you hold.

It gives you a rage meter, that when 600 damage is dealt, you can blow the bugle which disables your weapons while being blown. After being blown (which makes it make a doot doot sound), it gives you and all nearby teammates 10 seconds of minicrits (a 35% damage increase). Using the bugle drains the meter during the 10 seconds and respawning resets the meter to 0%.
Blu Scout: Guys theres a soldier and his team over there!
Blu Demoman: He has the Buff Banner
Red Soldier: *doot doot*
Blu Scout: Fuck