Definitions by a nerd that has no friends irl

weeb 

A weeb is a person (non-japanese) that is obsessed with Japanese culture (anime, sushi, etc.) They’re usually seen with a “waifu”. Don’t call them a weeb, they’ll get seriously annoyed.

“Hey, what’s with the anime figures?”
“I dunno. I just like them.”
“You’re a weeb-“
“Get out of my house.

weeb by a nerd that has no friends irl March 21, 2020

Fortnite 

The game made by devils that ruin goddamn people’s lives

“Hey, wanna play Fortnite with me?”

“YOU MONSTER.”

Fortnite by a nerd that has no friends irl November 23, 2019

Fortnite 

A goddamn game that everyone depended on in 2018 and ruined other’s lives

“Wanna play fortnite?”

“GO TO HELL.”

Fortnite by a nerd that has no friends irl November 23, 2019