gutt

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

by a babies goad April 11, 2017

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

gutty

descriptive of a gutt, or a fat cat.

that gutt is so obese and gutty.

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

Smash

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

June 14, 1946

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

by a babies goad April 27, 2017

antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.

Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

by a babies goad May 7, 2017

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017