gutt

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

by a babies goad April 11, 2017

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 04, 2017

Iran

....Or is it Syria? Either way, the cake was to die for

Iran into Trump's wall

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 04, 2017

Stitch Roll

ohana means family

stitch roll

by a babies goad April 20, 2017

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017