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Definitions by a babies goad

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.
Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.
Trumped by a babies goad May 8, 2017

fake news 

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news
fake news by a babies goad May 8, 2017

antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.
Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

oral porn 

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
oral porn by a babies goad May 7, 2017

Making Babies 

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

pansexual 

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes
I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night
pansexual by a babies goad May 4, 2017