a babies goad's definitions

June 14, 1946

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

by a babies goad April 27, 2017

antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.

Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

by a babies goad May 7, 2017

gutty

descriptive of a gutt, or a fat cat.

that gutt is so obese and gutty.

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

Smash

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Trumped

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.

Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse

whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection

by a babies goad May 7, 2017

gutt

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

by a babies goad April 11, 2017