1 definition by a Tastless Turtle
When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.
"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
by a Tastless Turtle May 16, 2008