Zoecb's definitions

varience

A measure of spread in A level maths. Given in units squared, whether they make sense or not, and not actually a measure of anything useful whatsoever. The only thing you can do with it is square root it to find the standard deviation which is vaguely more relevent, which you might as well have found in the first place.

"The varience is 2 minutes squared"
"Minutes squared?"
"I know...."

by Zoecb October 27, 2004

burn

To bow a stringed instrument very fast.

"Wow, did you hear the Rasputina burned those cellos?"

by Zoecb October 28, 2004

fuckosity

adj. How sexually desirable a person is.

Origins: Channel 4's Green Wing

Girl 1: What's Johnny Depp's fuckosity level?
Girl 2: 100%, dude!

by Zoecb October 28, 2004

NAT

Abbr. Nose Avoidance Tilting

1st stage of kissing

Origins: term coined by the character Jeff Murdoch of the sitcom Coupling

"There was definite NAT!"

by Zoecb October 28, 2004