Zoecb's definitions

varience

A measure of spread in A level maths. Given in units squared, whether they make sense or not, and not actually a measure of anything useful whatsoever. The only thing you can do with it is square root it to find the standard deviation which is vaguely more relevent, which you might as well have found in the first place.

"The varience is 2 minutes squared"
"Minutes squared?"
"I know...."

by Zoecb October 27, 2004

chanandler bong

Chanandler Bong, Miss.

In Friends, Chandler Bing's name as it appears on his TV guide when delivered.

"The TV guide is delivered to Miss Chanandler Bong"

by Zoecb October 27, 2004

anne rice

Author of The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and many other books. A modern literature legend.

Yes, I am an Anne Rice fan.

by Zoecb October 24, 2004

ricean

A quasi-obsessive Anne Rice fan. Needs to have read or intends to read at least 12 Anne Rice novels.

"Spoken like a true Ricean"

by Zoecb October 21, 2004