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a place where kids in the Cochella Valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here.

usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.
on a friday night.

girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?"
girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"
by Zoé ™ December 2, 2005
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