Zev Blum 's definitions

Toilet Crisis

A sudden, high-stakes biological emergency in which a person urgently needs to release his/her/their bowels in an explosive, painful, or pro-longed manner. Often Categorized in stages 1-4 of severity.

Hey man, I’ll be downstairs ready to go soon; I’m just having a major stage 4 toilet crisis.

by Zev Blum February 27, 2026