Australium

It's a fictional metal from the lore of the popular game Team Fortress 2.
It's a metal rarer than gold that can only be found in certain parts off Australia
(This is where it gets it's name from)
It is tougher than steel and more valuable than any gemstone.
It glows, can be used as rocket fuel and if injected into the human body it can extend lifespan.
This 1 pound bar of pure australium is worth more than 16 million dollas!
by Zenyx01 July 14, 2017
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