1 definition by Zenith Quasar
A small suburban town located in eastern Pennsylvania. Locals describe an invisible energy field surrounding the premises of the town, which is known to subject the state of mind of those entering to mind numbing levels of stupidity. The crowd in East Greenville is shady; it is mostly comprised of wannabe gangsters, sadists, an alarming number of pedophiles, meth heads, and immature kids from Upper Perk. There isn't much to do in East Greenville; there is a super Walmart, a few Chinese restaurants, and a BBQ restaurant. Overall, it is a rubbish town.
You live in East Greenville? Sucks to be you.
by Zenith Quasar November 5, 2014